From the comedic brilliance that is TNOYF:
9. That recurring nightmare where I’m in front of a million screaming jihadists with an American flag and a box of damp matches.
8. When a cranky rotator cuff requires inaccurate, sidearm hurling at stonings.
7. Matzo and Brisket Day in the jihadist cafeteria
6. The inexplicable failure of consumer electronics companies to recognize the marketing opportunity in blood-resistant video cameras.