Not making any headway by whining to your Daddy at the United Nations? Afraid that those Dastardly Zionists will be bombing you to the stone age as soon as you celebrate your nuclear victory? Worried about pre-emptive U.S. strikes against your country?
Well, have no fear, exalted Dictator! All you have to do is present your case to a bunch of weenie diplomats, and before you know it, the world will be completely tied in knots, bending over backwards to help you obtain your peaceful nuclear weaponry.