No fat ladies being in sight, the sweat on Hugo's forehead thickened by the minute.
Okay, so that's the best you're gonna get outta lazy old me. Feel free to submit your own captions (or fill in what our lovely singer above is really saying) down in the comments section. In the meantime, here's the official, totally boring caption:
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez sings with a choir in Kiev October 18, 2010. Picture taken October 18, 2010. REUTERS/Andrei Mosienko/Presidential Press Service/Handout (UKRAINE) THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN SUPPLIED BY A THIRD PARTY. IT IS DISTRIBUTED, EXACTLY AS RECEIVED BY REUTERS, AS A SERVICE TO CLIENTS. FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY. NOT FOR SALE FOR MARKETING OR ADVERTISING CAMPAIGNS
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"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH CRAP! What does he plan to do with that thing? He better shove it up his own ***!"