WOOT: Allahkchew (a/k/a StableHand) is officially handing out fatwas to the best entries submitted—so be sure to get yours entered today!
UPDATE: Congratulations to all of the contest winners announced here!
Inspired by this Jawa post, a more accurate advertisement.
Yeah, it's low-hanging obvious fruit. I'm lazy!
Feel free to fill in your own ad designs down in the comments. Here's a handy-dandy template to make it all the easier!
UPDATE [DMartyr]: Images in comments may not be safe for work! (Brian - this photoshop contest was TOO easy, though not all that pleasant!)
Comments:
Geez, you sure know how to take the fun outta the contest, DM...
(If this contest goes mainstream, I'll probably have to nuke this one. No offense intended, but it's a bit... much.)
great idea you've got here.......
Here's mine.
D'oh—It didn't come through, Leo.
If anyone's having problems with the system, please feel free to e-mail your submissions to me directly. I'll make sure they get posted here exactly the way you intended!
That's it—I'm leaving no easily-unturned rock alone:
"It doesn't hurt as bad as it looks. Plus I deserved it!"
My humble entry -- http://rhymeswithright.mu.nu/archives/images/neta.jpg
Here you go...
Wow. You guys aren't pulling any punches.
I'm leaning toward the child bride one so far. The nice tidy connection to Muhammad is too good.
Okay now THAT'S funny. Good one!
And one more.
I had to go back and flag a couple of these images as NSFW—I appreciate the effort, but am trying to run a relatively family-friendly site here, y'all. Hope you don't mind! :)
Yeah, a bit graphic -- but sadly, a part of that wonderful faith. Cutting on a little girl's orivates with a razor blade ought to be seen as offensive.
And it most certainly is an obscene act—which is why I didn't delete your comment outright. I'm just trying to keep the site somewhat clean over here. :)
And I will always defer to a fellow member of the Watcher's Council on such judgments on their own site. I recognized that I was pushing a line with that particular image, and I would have understod if it had been deleted as too graphic.
Try and stop me!!!
I've linked THIS * * * NSFW IMAGE * * * in case its not safe for work. Brian can decide whether to show it.
These are a few others:
(Hat Tip to The Ineffectual Bun in Jawa Report comments for the idea)
Sorry, Brian, just trying to capture the true nature of islam...
I'll be more careful in the future!
Muslim bikini
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! You get an A+ on that one, DM!
If anybody ever neede to wear a burqa. It's her.
One more. Hope it makes it through this time.
I thought your were flagging the really brutal images ;)
"Bob," a reader at Avid Editor's Insights gave me this link:
Trunk Monkeys!
Ring Wraiths
Headshot.
Safe for the kiddies too!!!
Bathing Beauty.
Look at the hand of the woman in the burka... That's the guy's blowup doll! He's using it for a flotation device!
(You know muhammadans love anything that blowsup!)
fasternu426 -
I deleted your last one. Brian is linking the NSFW images rather than displaying them. Also, it has already been submitted by "Rhymes With Right" (its one of the NSFW links) which is why I didn't link it.
Sorry, but keep the new ones coming! :)
That's cool, I wasn't sure if I should sent that one anyway. There was another that had a beheading and I really thought that one was too much. The whole religion is not famliy friendly, hard to find a good thing that doesn't involve subjugating someone, chopping off body parts or blowing them to smithereens.
Here's my contribution.
LOL! Well done!
I even made a beheading one - the little Christian school girl beheaded by muslims - but Brian (understandably) took it down and linked it instead.
I agree, its tough to find family friendly images that epitomizes the cult of islam. There just aren't many out there.
