The question:—Who would win in a battle between Islamic separatists and a bear?
As the BBC points out, the bear does.
Good to know!
A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.
Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.
Those dastardly Zionist bears!
See-Also: Jihad Watch, The Jawa Report.