Nancy Pelosi to People's Socialist Citizens of America:
"Elect the Democratic party to a large majority in Congress, Comrades, and the Congress will become more bipartisan."So long as your definition of "bipartisan" involves
only one party, dear subjects. It's for your own good.
She adds that the American people should vote them in, and then hold them "accountable." Which is pretty laughable, considering that
they aren't exactly holding themselves to any high standards, nor have they really
ever.
Seriously, the Democratic Party devolves more and more into
soviet Stalinism more and more by the day. Which would be kinda funny if it weren't for all of the
apparatchik media outlets that are
continuing to provide valuable cover for them and their
silent scandals.
Then again, we've got a
free and independent press that
always brings us a fair and impartial view of election-year politics, so what in the world am I worrying about?
...
On second thought, maybe I'd be better off getting ready to be shipped off to the nearest
Bill Ayers Fun Adventure Land and Happy Reeducation Camp.
It's endorsed by
Dear Leader Himself, so it's
got to be a blast!
#DailyFodder
Comments:
I remember the conservatives (Gingrich?) saying, "...and if we don't live up to our promise, vote us out!"
I guess that's how Pelosi wants us to hold them accountable. But they know that the American voter, unfortunately, has a very short memory.