The Ghost of Snapped Shot

The famous and most enlightened thinker, Na'al tula al... uh.. How's about I just call you "Nutmeg," pal?

So, imagine you're Nutmeg, and you live in the ancient Islamic republic of Osnabruck, Germany. And let's say our little pal Nutmeg has been out at a bar all day, boozing and harassing women praying. After striking out for the 10,000th time, let's just imagine that ol' Nutmeg managed to stumble his way to the nearest Internet café, which is where you know he is, considering all of his computer money goes to booze and all.

Yeah... with that little scenario fresh in mind, I'd imagine that you'll end up receiving something that sounds a teeeensy tiny little bit like... this:

Requires review: Yes (Auto-moderation after X days)
User IP-address: 62.96.75.170
User Name: Na´al tula aleg
User Email: dsvfv@f**kujews
User Homepage: www.ashole@jew [Ed.:—sic]

Comments:

evrey body from this blog will go jahanaba............F**K UUUUUUUUUUUUUU JJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

I go jahanaba for UUUUUUUUUUUUU, Nutmeg. Seeing how you're a JJJJJEEEEWWWWWWWW and all.

Speaking of which, would you mind picking me up a carton of eggs on your way past the convenience store? Eggs would be awesome right about now.

  #TROP

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Comments:

#1 Cletus 10-Jul-2008

your fan base is constantly expanding, brian.

this wankstain sounds indonesian or something

#2 captainfish 10-Jul-2008

You go Jahanaba,
I go Jahanaba,
We all go Jahanaba.

Wouldn't you like to go Jahanaba too?

WTH??

Brian, how to you make such wonderful friends? By the way, how's the BACON with those eggs?