The Ghost of Snapped Shot

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My Free Four Words - AP Style

From an (cr)AP article, comes this bit of news...

[...] Israel [...] militants [...] attacks [...] blockade ...


Hmm, dang, that didn't come out right. Let me try again...

Gaza militants [...] bruising [...] people ...


Shoot. Nope. That ain't it.

Intense [...] air [...] underscored [...] navy...


Dang it!! I can't seem to get this right. Ok, one more time...

Gaza [...] pulls [...] out [...] Gaza...


[...] militants [...] raid [...] snapped [...] shot...


THAT'S IT!! Yeah, that one got the gist of the article perfectly. I am so glad I can use up to four words now free of charge. I can now perfectly express what the writers of this (cr)AP article were intent on saying and sharing with us their readers. So, AMY TEIBEL, how does it feel to be quoted saying these things? And did you really see militants raid SnappedShot central?

 Tags: gaza AP #Fact-checking


Comments:

#1 Skul 19-Jun-2008
OK, I'm trying my best to get this right. If Gaza pulls out, Isreal doesn't get pregnant. Right??
#2 DMartyr 19-Jun-2008
Associated Press [...] sucks [...] big...
#3 captainfish 19-Jun-2008
Skul,
No, but there is still a chance for disease. The area where the owners of that Gaza penetrated how now become infested with all sort of creepy crawlies. Only a nice "fumigation" and intense treatment plan will cure what ails that place.
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