The Ghost of Snapped Shot

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In Patrick French's article in the Daily Mail (UK), which we discussed earlier, a series of Rage Boy photoshops (originally from here) was presented to Shakheel Bhat. I've decided to archive them here, so you can see permanently the things which anger Rage Boy so much.

The Winner

My congratulations are due to Scott, who has been awarded the title of Most Offensive Photoshop by Rage Boy himself. Scott, be sure to leave a note in the comments below, and claim the glory that is due your title!



The rest can be found following the break. For full context, here is the original passage from Patrick's article:

Since he is unable to read properly, I had presumed that Shakeel would have a limited idea of the extent of his internet fame. But he showed me a pair of folders.

Some friends had trawled through different sites and printed off computer-altered pictures of him.

Shakeel leafed through the pages: Islamic Rage Boy on clothes, being force-fed a pork chop, as a vampire, as a beer bottle, as a woman in a bikini, as 'Jihady Idol', as 'Adolf Mohammed Rage Boy', distended and jabbing his finger at a photographer above a quote from Christopher Hitchens: "It's impossible to satisfy Rage Boy and his ilk. It's stupid to try."

One picture showed what looked like an American preacher holding a microphone while wearing a Rage Boy baseball cap. Shakeel stopped on an image of his face superimposed on a pig.

He looked profoundly shocked and upset by this picture. What did he feel?

"I surely get hurt when I see these pictures," he said. "This is terrorism for me. The people who do this are showing their own culture, so why do they tell us that we are uncivilised?'

Honourable Mentions

Here are the runners-up in our impromptu Enraging Rage Boy contest.



[Vampire picture pending—I haven't determined which one Patrick's talking about yet. Is it this one? 'Cuz that's pretty clearly a "werewolf."]

Congratulations to Snapped Shot friend Bydio (always the international provocateur!) for making the list of finalists with this next one. Mr. French seems to be a little bit out of touch with his American popular culture, as Rage Boy is clearly one of the three Budweiser Frogs, not a "beer bottle."



Irony alert: The following "woman in a bikini" photoshop was a parody of a well known hoax perpetrated against Michelle Malkin.





My hat's off to Lance, who was responsible for two runners-up!



I'm proud to say that one of my own photoshops appears to have made the list—With it becoming readily apparent that Mr. Patrick "Tolerance and Compassion" French was unable to identify chief Palestinian thugocrat Mahmoud "Abu Mazen" Abbas.



My hat's off to all of you who have succeeded in Enraging Rage Boy! Keep up the great work, y'all!

 Tags: snapped shots #Rage Boy Sightings #SnappedShots

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Comments:

#1 Cletus 11-Nov-2007

Fucking daily mail making these pricks sympathetic

it doesn't matter if he's a "failed" militant, it doesn't matter if he claims he wants peace, he's an insane bastard and it's him and his kind that help spur on the violence against civilians with their raging protests

fuck rage boy. I don't want to shove my fist down his throat, or put a gun in his mouth. Let him live in his little mud hut in one of the shittiest parts of the world. Let him protest and scream and rage. But stop giving him news coverage. The only place he has in the west is on mocking bumper stickers and photoshops

#2 jack 12-Nov-2007

An "American preacher" wearing the (so-called) Palistinian chain-link-fence pattern scarf? Is Mr. French blind?

Rage Boy is the poster child of ignorance, sexual frustration/repression, anger and jealousy -- the true pillars of Islam. The whole western world laughs at his impotence. Further, imagine how humiliated little Ragey must feel, being reduced to using the inventions of the West (electricity, telecommunications, computers) if only to view his worldwide personal mockery. He should know that NO-ONE respects islam. We laugh at it. We mock its childish threats.

Ragey knows the only reason they are still alive is because the West feels pity on them, not fear. Islam creates people who resemble a crippled, retarded animal, worthless as livestock but too pitiful to slaughter.

I agree, Cletus, every day these cavemen are alive is torture to their souls because their lives are filled with EVIDENCE that Islam is a failure. Let him and his countrymen continue to wallow in it, knowing they must use the inventions of the west merely to scratch out a hardscrabble life in his personal hellhole. But the second they appear capable of causing harm to the west, transform them into a smoking, carbon-filled crater.