Gateway has made the astounding discovery that Iran
has invented a camera "for the blind," which "work[s] with color waves and their reactions" to "determine the focus automatically."
Of course, the photograph accompanying the article is oddly reminiscent of their
periodic jet announcements: The product pictured is a
BENQ camera—which is a cheap Chinese brand that you might be able to pick up for real cheap, if you know
where to look.
The mullahs definitely need to start putting out
a bit more effort in their counterfeit revolutionary announcements.
#DailyFodder