"Yes, we are very grateful for your noo-clear technologies, which we will use to destroy you -- err, build world peace!"
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (L) shakes hands with Russia's security chief Igor Ivanov (C) as Iran's top nuclear negotiator, Ali Larijani (R) looks on in Tehran. Ivanov vowed to launch Iran's nuclear plant on schedule in September after talks in Tehran with leaders of the Islamic republic.(AFP/Behrouz Mehri)